Posting for the Sake of It?

Be So F*cking For Real Right Now

A content strategy that actually works because vibes alone won’t pay the bills, bestie.

You are not out here posting just for fun.

You are running a business.

Social media should be bringing in sales, building demand, and making you the go-to in your industry.

But right now? Let’s be honest…

❌ You are posting but the results? Nonexistent.

❌ You are spending way too much time on content that barely gets engagement.

❌ You are “being consistent” but WTF does that even mean at this point?

❌ You are watching other people blow up, sell out, and grow like crazy while you are out here fighting for crumbs.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SOCIAL MEDIA WITHOUT A STRATEGY IS JUST A TIME-SUCK. 🚨

If you don’t have a strategy, you are building a house with no blueprint.

That’s why it feels messy.

That’s why you’re second-guessing everything.

That’s why it’s taking up too much time for way too little return.

Let’s fix that.

NO BULLSH*T

NO BULLSH*T

Your No-BS Social Media Strategy

This is not a copy-paste “content calendar” that assumes every business is the same.

This is not a strategy that only works if you have a team of 10.

This is not another “just post every day” pep talk.

This IS the custom, strategic, no-fluff plan that will turn your social media from a full-time guessing game into a streamlined, sales-driving machine.

✔️ A personalised content plan so you are never stuck thinking, what the fck do I post today?

✔️ A strategy that fits your business, schedule, and skills instead of forcing you into a one-size-fits-all formula.

✔️ A marketing roadmap that turns followers into customers instead of just fans of your cute aesthetic.

Because likes are cute, but sales are better.

PREVIOUS RESULTS

A WEDDING PLANNER 4'XED BOOKINGS

A WEDDING PLANNER 4'XED BOOKINGS

ecommerce biz 100%+ increase from last year

ecommerce biz 100%+ increase from last year

A COACH HIT 5-FIGURE MONTHS

A COACH HIT 5-FIGURE MONTHS

This is for you if…

✔️ You are done with the ‘post & hope’ method and want a real strategy.

✔️ You need a marketing plan that actually fits your business and audience.

✔️ You want a clear, step-by-step strategy that doesn’t feel overwhelming.

✔️ You are ready to treat social media like the business tool it actually is instead of just another to-do list item.

If you’re sitting there thinking omg, she’s talking about me, keep reading.

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

Audience Deep Dive

Because posting without knowing your audience is like texting your ex at 2 AM.

Risky, messy, and most likely embarrassing.

✔️ We will define exactly who you are talking to, what they care about, and why they would buy from you.

✔️ We will map out what kind of content actually gets them to engage and purchase instead of just scrolling past you.

✔️ We will make sure your message is landing with the right people, not just being thrown into the void.

Platform Strategy

Not every business needs TikTok.

Not every business needs to be on Instagram five days a week.

✔️ We will figure out where your audience actually is so you are not wasting time on platforms that don’t convert.

✔️ We will align your content style to what works on each platform so you are not just copying and pasting the same posts everywhere.

✔️ We will help you focus your energy on the platforms that actually move the needle for your business.

Content Plan & Posting Strategy

No more posting just to post with no real direction.

✔️ We will map out your content pillars so you have a clear rotation of post ideas that actually build your brand.

✔️ We will create a sustainable posting schedule that fits your business, not one that burns you out.

✔️ We will structure your content so it is not just random posts, but a real customer journey that turns strangers into buyers.

Engagement & Growth Strategy

Because posting and ghosting isn’t it, bestie.

✔️ We will break down exactly what to do before and after posting so your content actually gets seen.

✔️ We will map out organic growth strategies that feel natural, not spammy.

✔️ We will make sure you are building an audience that actually wants to buy from you, not just hype you up in the comments.

Execution Plan

Because a strategy is only good if you can actually follow it.

✔️ If you are DIY-ing it, we will map out exactly how to create content efficiently so you are not spending hours online.

✔️ If you are outsourcing, we will define what you should delegate so you can focus on the CEO-level tasks.

✔️ A clear step-by-step plan so you are never left wondering what do I do next?

How it Works

1️⃣ Book Your Consultation

Click the button, lock in your consultation, and let’s chat. You can ask me anything and we’ll briefly go over your business, goals, and challenges to make sure this strategy is the right fit.

No pressure, no weird sales tactics. Just a convo to see if we’re a match.

2️⃣ Say Yes, Secure Your Spot & Fill Out the Questionnaire

If you’re ready to go ahead, you’ll:

💸 Pay your invoice

📝 Fill out a simple but very juicy questionnaire so I can deep-dive into your business, audience, and content goals

This helps me tailor your strategy to YOU instead of giving you some generic template.

3️⃣ Leave Me to Work My Magic

Now, I get to work.

I’ll be putting together a fully custom, strategic, no-BS game plan that makes social media easier, more effective, and actually aligned with your business.

This means zero guesswork for you moving forward.

4️⃣ Strategy Reveal Call

Once your strategy is ready, we’ll schedule a strategy session where I’ll walk you through everything step by step.

You’ll leave this call feeling clear, confident, and ready to implement.

5️⃣ You Get Time to Digest – Then We Clarify Anything

After our strategy session, I’ll give you some time to sit with everything, map out your plan, and start implementing.

Then, we’ll hop on another call to:

💡 Answer any questions you have

💡 Adjust anything that needs tweaking

💡 Make sure you feel 100% confident moving forward

This isn’t just a document I send you and disappear. You’ll actually understand how to use it, apply it, and get results.

  • Glorious Unicorn Bitch

    Brittney (coach)

  • You're a miracle worker, I LOVE IT! Yes, I'm yelling... it's that good. Seriously, you're so clever. Thanks for everything!

    Linda (ecommerce owner)

  • I'm actually in love with you.

    Matilda (coach)

  • This year's growth is crazy! You definitely know what you're doing

    Kirsty & Todd (local product & service)

GIRRRRL... ALL THIS AND MORE?!?!

GIRRRRL... ALL THIS AND MORE?!?!

💰 PRICING: WHAT’S THE DAMAGE?

Because investing in strategy is cheaper than wasting time on content that doesn’t convert.

🔥 Custom Social Media Strategy – Starts at $1,444 AUD for one platform

✔ Includes everything above, fully tailored to your business

✔ Add additional platforms as needed for an extra fee

✔ Includes a live strategy session so you can ask all the questions

✔ Delivered in a way that is easy to follow and actually implement

Here’s your choice:

Keep posting randomly, hoping for the best, and wondering why it’s not working.

Get a real strategy, stop stressing, and start making your content actually work for you.

 FAQs

  • You get a fully custom social media strategy built specifically for your business, not some copy-paste content plan that could work for anyone. This includes:

    ✅ A deep dive into your audience so you know exactly who you’re talking to

    ✅ A platform strategy that makes sense for YOUR business (no “you need to be everywhere” BS)

    ✅ A content plan & posting schedule so you always know what to post and when

    ✅ An engagement & growth strategy so you aren’t just posting into the void

    ✅ A step-by-step execution plan that makes it easy to actually implement

    This is your roadmap to making social media work for you. No more guessing. No more throwing content into the abyss. Just a strategy that makes sense and actually drives results.

  • Absolutely f*cking not. This is 100% customised to YOU.

    A product-based biz, a service provider, and a personal brand all need completely different strategies.

    That’s why this isn’t some generic “post this on Monday, post this on Wednesday” template. This is built to fit your audience, your offers, and your goals.

  • Because I don’t do fluff.

    This strategy is based on what actually works in today’s digital landscape. It’s built around your audience, industry, and sales goals - not just what the algorithm likes this week.

    If you follow the strategy and actually implement it, you will see results. Period.

  • Yes, because this strategy is built to be sustainable.

    ❌ No, you do NOT have to post every day.

    ❌ No, you do NOT have to spend hours engaging to “beat the algorithm.”

    ❌ No, you do NOT have to be on every platform.

    We build a plan that fits your time, your skills, and your bandwidth so you can stay consistent without burning out.

  • Posting consistently is not the same as posting strategically.

    If you’re showing up but not getting traction, chances are:

    🚨 You aren’t talking to the right audience

    🚨 Your content isn’t aligned with what actually converts

    🚨 You’re focusing on the wrong platform

    🚨 You don’t have a clear customer journey in place

    This strategy fixes all of that so your content actually works for you instead of feeling like a waste of time.

  • Sure, but ask yourself this:

    How much time have you already spent trying to DIY your social media and still not getting the results you want?

    You could spend months piecing together free tips from the internet, or you could get a clear, step-by-step strategy built for your business right now and start seeing results ASAP.

    Investing in strategy now = saving yourself months (or years) of trial and error.

  • No problem! The base strategy covers one platform (Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn, or another of your choice). If you need a multi-platform strategy, we can add additional platforms for an extra fee.

    That way, every channel has a clear, intentional strategy that works together instead of feeling like you’re juggling five different things with no real plan.

  • Once we have our kick-off call, I’ll give you an accurate timeframe but generally 14-21 days

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